Wednesday, 7 August 2013

Dieting Doom


I have just had a sudden moment of realisation, I HATE DIETS. When i start dieting i suddenly turn into an animal. My sense of smell is heightened beyond the legal level.Every Subway i walk past seems to smell like heaven. I am fed up of the Atkins, 500 calorie, Baby food and Veggie diet. I just have to accept that I am stuck in the friend zone with skinniness, we will never be together. Well, not as long as donuts and pizza still exist. It may be summer, and i may be single, but it is not the end of the world if i have an extra few pounds. Anyway I don't call it fat , I call it curvy.
I never went to Krispy Kreme ;)

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